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[ex_kittysensei_170]

[ Hello, Luceti. Look at your cat. Now back to Nyanko, now back at your cat, now back to Nyanko. Sadly, he isn't Nyanko. But if he started eating everything in sight and switched to drinking sake, he could smell like he's Nyanko.

Look down, back up, where is he? He's on a roof, being the cat your cat could smell like. What's on your head? Back at Nyanko. He threw it. It's some tree twigs that broke off. Look again! THE NYANKO IS NOW FALLING.

Anything is possible when your cat smells like sake and not a normal cat.

Nyanko's on your head. ]

Comments

1/I am not sure we'll see how this goes

[returnthyname]

[Oh well here's Takashi doing his usual thing when... ]

2/this post will be forever memorable to me

[returnthyname]

[ ...There's something on his head.... ]

3/fatty fatty two by four

[returnthyname]

[ ...And it's heavy...

Really heavy.... ]

4/what food can't make up it's mind?

[returnthyname]

[Reaching up to grab it and... ]

5/A WAFFLE

[returnthyname]

[THROWING IT ACROSS THE BEDROOM]

6/I'm so funny and DONE

[returnthyname]

[It's only when whatever it was is now across the room does Takashi actually realize what it is. He only gapes at it for a moment before-]

SENSEI?!

1/3?

[havemilkbro]

[Oh.

What's this heavy thing that's suddenly on his head?]

2/4?

[havemilkbro]

[Reaching up and...]

3/4

[havemilkbro]

[Oh.

That feels like cat fur.

...Cat. :3]

[havemilkbro]

...Hello.

[deceases]

[ ... Why.. is there.. a cat on his head. 8| Seriously, guys, what. Natsuno has no time for your silly tomfoolery, so consider this the guy roughly trying to pick said cat off his head and put him down somewhere where he isn't bothering him.

Weird stupid fat cat. ]

[ex_kittysensei_170]

[ Hmmm.

Except Nyanko's lazy.

He doesn't care if you pet him, but he's totally like. Gonna jump onto his back and just. hang out there. kthx. FORWARD HORSE, GO. ]

[spiritbruising]

[well unluckily or luckily?? for you she's not as clumsy as her grandson!!

So he gets no punching. However, neither does he get a soft head as a landing place.]

You should watch your step more, kitty.

[....but why does it smell like sake.]

[ex_kittysensei_170]

[ Faceplanting on the ground and rollling... At least he's not stuck in a wall.

Wait a SECOND. He knows that smell! Nyanko straightens himself and looks at her.

:| This person is supposed to be dead. ]

Reiko Natsume?

[kindhearted]

[Roji's off minding his own business when...there is something on his head. He leans forward from the impact because whatever it is, it's heavy. And...smells funny.

What.

He slowly brings his hands up, and ends up with a cat in his arms. He stares at the cat, then stares up toward the trees where the cat came from, confused as hell. A cat that smells like sake just fell on his head. That's pretty random.

Yet the reaction Nyanko will get is:]

Hi there, kitty! [And now Roji will pet him.]

[ex_kittysensei_170]

[ Ooh pets. This cat is going to actually like... laugh now. And meow. And by meow I mean, actually say "nya." Not make the noise, actually say the word. ]

Nya, nya. Nyeow.

[positivelycharged]

[Heavy cat + weak replica = oh look it's the ground.

...Ow.]

[ex_kittysensei_170]

[ Just gonna lick his paw up here, he ain't goin' nowhere. ]

[ action ]

[dudewheresmyflame]

[ Strange. His head suddenly felt heavier. What the hell? It felt like there was something fluffy on top of him. He reached up a hand, grabbing the thing, and holding it in front of his face. ]

AW! IT'S A CAT~!

[ action ]

[ex_kittysensei_170]

I'm not a cat!

1/2

[justicereigns]

Twigs??? [Dusting off his hair when...]

2/3 I lied and cannot count

[justicereigns]

[OH HOLY SHIT THERE IS A CAT FALLING ON HIS HEAD!]

3/3

[justicereigns]

[And it smells like sake. That's just gross.]

I'm not fish.

[Just so you realize Mr. Sake-smelling kitty.]

[knightofratatosk]

[See Emil.

See Emil walking by this house.

See Emil yelping and flailing when something heavy suddenly lands on his head, then toppling over.

Whoops.]

[ex_kittysensei_170]

This is why humans are so weak! [ You fall over just because a highly obese cat jumped on you! PSH. ]

[action] 1/3

[chainedraven]

[...ow. What was that.

It did not feel good.

Gilbert reaches up to pull the whatever-that-was off his head—]

[action] 2/3

[chainedraven]

[—and freezes as he realizes.

Cat.

Cat.

CAT what is happening here]