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[ex_kittysensei_170]

[ Hello, Luceti. Look at your cat. Now back to Nyanko, now back at your cat, now back to Nyanko. Sadly, he isn't Nyanko. But if he started eating everything in sight and switched to drinking sake, he could smell like he's Nyanko.

Look down, back up, where is he? He's on a roof, being the cat your cat could smell like. What's on your head? Back at Nyanko. He threw it. It's some tree twigs that broke off. Look again! THE NYANKO IS NOW FALLING.

Anything is possible when your cat smells like sake and not a normal cat.

Nyanko's on your head. ]

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[kindhearted]

[Roji's off minding his own business when...there is something on his head. He leans forward from the impact because whatever it is, it's heavy. And...smells funny.

What.

He slowly brings his hands up, and ends up with a cat in his arms. He stares at the cat, then stares up toward the trees where the cat came from, confused as hell. A cat that smells like sake just fell on his head. That's pretty random.

Yet the reaction Nyanko will get is:]

Hi there, kitty! [And now Roji will pet him.]

[ex_kittysensei_170]

[ Ooh pets. This cat is going to actually like... laugh now. And meow. And by meow I mean, actually say "nya." Not make the noise, actually say the word. ]

Nya, nya. Nyeow.

[kindhearted]

[Roji slows down the petting for a moment. Did the cat just...? No, maybe he's just watched too much anime and is imagining it.

As he pets, his hand bumps into the cat's wings.]

Oh! You've got wings! [Tiny wings on a big kitty. Adorable.] Are you a New Feather?

[He isn't sure why he's even asking...it's a cat, it's not like it can talk or anything.]

[ex_kittysensei_170]

I don't know what a New Feather is, but I assure you I'm not new anything.

[ Except to actually being here, but hey. ]

[kindhearted]

[Roji almost drops the cat out of surprise.]

Y-you...you can talk!

[No matter how many times he's been in the presence of talking animals, it'll always surprise him.]

[ex_kittysensei_170]

Of course I can talk, what do you take me for?

[kindhearted]

[He's now studying the cat closely.]

Well...a normal cat, I guess.